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Simon Rutland
Realisation Specialist

If you really knew me, you'd know that...
I despise lying

If I was a biscuit, I would be a...
Custard Cream, because they are crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside and pretty durable when dipped in tea

My mastermind specialist subject is...
forgetting things I used to know

The most ridiculous fact I know is that...
Marilyn Monroe had a sixth toe

In the dark days before Aire, I used to...
freelance, travel and serve booze!

I think my colleagues value me the most for...
putting up with endless 'Southern' jokes and accents, 99.9% of which are REALLY, REALLY bad!

My hidden (or not so hidden now) talent...
making useful stuff with copper pipe and fixings

If I was to go back 10 years, I would tell myself to...
do exactly the same but maybe save a little more

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